London father Henry Warren was frustrated by his son's poor oral hygiene.
We have detected more than trace amounts of Fanta™ and residual amounts of both cereal and chocolate which have not been removed by appropriate brushing technique. We recommend you review your practice here as a matter of urgency.
Mr Warren we will accept the tooth on this occasion but we need your assurances that the condition of your next tooth will be significantly better or we will withhoold payment.
Henry you are actually a genius. I hesitated to say on account of headtoobigforthedoor syndrome but the news seems to have gone out alreadyx— cliffprior (@cliffprior) September 9, 2017
Absolutely genius! My strategy was to help them look for all their chocolate that I accidentally ate last night. May add this my repertoire— Victoria Guthrie (@Runningmummypig) September 6, 2017
This is so clever! I work for NBC News. Could we use your photo on all NBCU platforms? Thank you!— Katerina Sardi (@katysardi) September 7, 2017
May we use this on our Gulf Cost Today TV Show? Thanks!— Gulf Coast Today (@GulfCoast_Today) September 7, 2017
When I was 6, my sister swallowed her tooth. My lawyer dad wrote "An Affidavit for a Lost Tooth" to stop her tears. There are even endnotes.— Megan Leo (@megannleo) September 8, 2017