Two Senior Citizens in Scotland face charges due to £5,000 of property damage that they inflicted upon their hotel during a drunken, naked rampage.
Robert Fergus, 72, along with his wife, Ruth, 69, nakedly threatened staff with scissors after drinking the entire day at the Macdonald Loch Rannoch hotel in Perthshire, Scotland, UK.
The pair reportedly screamed abuse at hotel staff, such as "I'm going to get a gun and shoot you," and "I'm going to slit you and kill you," as well as smashed glass doors, before the staff fled from the hotel, likely fearing for their lives.
The couple were then found driving on a road in Perth, and after being breathalyzed and being found twice over the legal limit, arrested.
Fergus told officers: "I had no intention of driving but I was forced to. Our lives were in danger from hotel staff."
Neither party has commented on the incident. Our only comment remains: "Wow."