Everyone has their daily routine. Mine involves snoozing my alarm thirty times and sleeping as late as possible.
Some of his tasks include drinking a litre of water in ten minutes before he heads to his office to accomplish his daily goals, and rotating for 15 minutes between HeadSpace, an app used for meditation, and Duolingo, an app used to learn another language.
To be fair, you could probably make your morning more effective and use duolingo whilst having a poo.— Stoppy McBrexitface (@adjwilson) September 1, 2017
10 minutes to drink a litre of water? He's hiding something in those 10 minutes. Probably the weeping. Or the pooing.— Peter Blackman (@allviewsmyown) September 1, 2017
As he mentions getting dressed at 5:30, but not after the shower at 7:00, is he showering in his clothes or just naked from that point on?— James Sutherland (@jamessutherland) September 1, 2017
This man might not be Patrick Bateman, but his routine sure is a tad psycho.