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Man Brags About His Daily Routine On LinkedIn, And It Backfired Immediately

Everyone has their daily routine. Mine involves snoozing my alarm thirty times and sleeping as late as possible.

One LinkedIn user's routine leaves little room for human error.

Some of his tasks include drinking a litre of water in ten minutes before he heads to his office to accomplish his daily goals, and rotating for 15 minutes between HeadSpace, an app used for meditation, and Duolingo, an app used to learn another language.

After Tom Goodwin tweeted the man's routine, Twitter users responded with their own hilarious routines:

This man might not be Patrick Bateman, but his routine sure is a tad psycho.

H/T: Twitter, Indy100, The Poke