Mosquitos are God's reminder to go back inside and enjoy the air conditioning.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 24, 2017
Gaffigan is currently on his "Noble Ape" tour around the country, and is getting ready to play the Minnesota State Fair on Saturday.
Can we stick "Doctor" in front of your name? This sounds exactly like the prescription I need.— Philosopher Penguin (@penguinphilsofr) August 24, 2017
Except when they follow you inside. For me it's a reminder that God hates me most.— jvettorino (@jvettorino) August 25, 2017
If mosquitoes are drawn to comedy as much as they are to blood, then Gaffigan is in for a few sleepless nights of itchiness.