If you've ever watched Samantha Bee lay it down in late night, then you know she pulls no punches when dishing on D.C. Armed with her signature biting wit and a flair for the sardonic, Bee took no prisoners last night when she set her sights on Assistant to the President and Senior Advisor to the President for Policy (and sometime coffin salesman) Stephen Miller.
Bell called Miller everything from "the secretary of foreheads," to "enterprising slime mold on the Wonder Bread of democracy," before landing on even more caustic language at the end of her scathing commentary.
Bee hit a note that many on Twitter wholeheartedly agreed with:
This. IS. THE FUNNIEST EPISODE OF YOUR SHOW. EVER! I couldn't stop laughing. You said "Ms Liberty (the statue) is the only WOMAN who would let STEPHEN MILLER inside her". Whoever wrote that is THE BOMB. I will laugh about that all year! pic.twitter.com/vkuUkfPVaD— Cognitive Fungus (@Myqui) January 25, 2018
Oh my god!!! her sense of humor and sarcasm is soooo Hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!— ron minaee (@stixsandstones) January 25, 2018
Finally!! It’s way past time to blow this truly evil man out of the water. Thanks so much!— Mary Pat Palmer, RH (@MaryPatPalmer) January 25, 2018
For all the creative euphemisms packed into Bee's verbal wallop, apparently there were many, many more she did not use on-air.
Bee shared the omitted lines on Twitter for your viewing pleasure:
But Miller is too rich a topic for Twitter users to resist mining, and mine it they did:
Has anyone asked his barber where the 666 mark is hidden?— Cinnamon Says 🌺 (@neicilaw) January 25, 2018
Stephen Miller is the face of erectile dysfunction.— Justin Evans (@RightPoetRight) January 25, 2018
I didn’t know any of Joseph Goebbels children made it out of the bunker, but one did.— Michael Meyer (@MeyerMichael76) January 25, 2018