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President Trump Wears His Watch Strangely—And People Have Questions
4 months ago

Okay, so we noticed something REALLY weird about Trump's watch--specifically when he golfs.  Take a look:

Whoah! That's WAY too tight!!

Also, he (or somebody in his administration) tried to stop CNN from getting a snap of him golfing, because he knows he shouldn't be golfing for the umpteenth time this year:

And then we caught a glimpse of his wrist POST-golf.  Get ready for this one.  It's gross.

Yo, that can't be good for your arm, dude.

Here are our questions:

1. Why has Donald Trump been wearing that particular watch when he golfs?  Specifically, why has he been doing it for over 16 years?

2. How does he even get it on?  Do you think he's just numb to the pain at this point?

3. Is his hand going to just fall off from lack of bloodflow?

4. Isn't golfing already painfully boring enough without the dose of pain?

Ugh.  Why is literally everything about the president so disturbing and stressful, right down to his watch?