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Vanessa Nix Anthony

Vanessa is a freelance-flame-haired-word-ninja-for-hire with a passion for storytelling. Her writing has been featured in The Oregonian, Baltimore Magazine, Oregonlive, KPTV, Metro Parent, and Trulia, among others. She’s the author of the poetry book, “In Less than a Year,” and her successful Portland-based copywriting agency, The Portland Writer has been helping businesses tell their brand’s unique stories for over a decade. When she’s not writing, cooking, or making magical worlds out of cardboard for her son, Vanessa is hard at work illustrating her forthcoming children’s books or belting out karaoke to her favorite 80s tunes. INSTA: @nessnixtony

More from Vanessa:

The Scoop

InfoWars' Presence On YouTube Could Be Threatened After Parkland Conspiracy Videos

On YouTube, it's three strikes and you're out—so far InfoWars has one. 

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
10 hours ago
The Scoop

Orphaned Baby Elephant's Health Improves Drastically After He Gets His Own Service Dog ❤️

An unlikely bond warms hearts in dark days, even if it is old news. 

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
2 days ago
The Scoop

The Queen Just Made An Appearance At London Fashion Week—And Sat Next To Anna Wintour

Queen Elizabeth II meets the Queen of Fashion.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
3 days ago
The Scoop

Another Wardrobe Malfunction Rocked Figure Skating—And It Was A 'Nightmare'

A skater's worst fear is realized at the Winter Olympics.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
5 days ago
The Scoop

Burglar Decides Break-In Is Perfect Time To Pleasure Himself To Some Porn

This week on Robbers Gone Wild

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
5 days ago
The Scoop

Zac Efron Shares Behind-The-Scenes Photos Of Upcoming Ted Bundy Film

Efron seems excited to share his take on the dashing "All-American" serial killer.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
6 days ago
The Scoop

Here's Everything NBC Edited Out Of The Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony

And the spotlight is on... you guessed it! America. 

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
2 weeks ago
LOL

Melania Trump Only Follows Five People On Twitter, And Obama Is The Most Recent

A click is worth a thousands words.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
2 weeks ago
LOL

Eagles Fan Who Ripped A Chair Out Of Stadium After Super Bowl As A Souvenir Has To Pay For It

One man's chair is another man's trophy. 

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
2 weeks ago
The Scoop

Terminally-Ill Activist Confronts Health Insurance Company After They Deny Him Medication

Barkan's insurance denied his claim for a life-saving ASL drug.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
2 weeks ago
LOL

The New York Times Has Couches That Employees Can't Quite Seem To Figure Out How To Sit On

Mysterious couches baffle masters degree-level humans. 

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
2 weeks ago
The Scoop

Lucas Warren Is The First Gerber Baby With Down Syndrome, And He's Adorable 😍

No one can resist his infectious smile.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
2 weeks ago
The Scoop

Timothée Chalamet Being Interviewed By Frank Ocean Takes The Internet By Storm

Candid interview hits the spot for fans.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
2 weeks ago
The Scoop

Caitlyn Jenner Shares Emotional Instagram Post Following Kylie's Baby News

But not everyone on social media is feeling it.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
2 weeks ago
Covfefe

President Trump Slammed British Healthcare—And The British Fired Back

President talks smack and gets the beat down.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
3 weeks ago
LOL

Recently Restored Big Ben Clock Isn't Working The Way That He Should

But that's not what Londoners are worried about.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
3 weeks ago
Covfefe

Former White House Chief Of Staff Reince Priebus Disputes Claims That Trump Tried To Fire Mueller

He never "felt," he never "heard," but did he know?

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
3 weeks ago
The Scoop

Kim Cattrall Turns To Instagram To Try To Find Brother Who's Gone Missing In Canada

Attempts to locate missing brother are sadly too late.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
3 weeks ago
LOL

Comedian Mocks Super Bowl Car Commercials In Painfully Accurate Tweet

Alec Sulkin cuts deep. Ouch!

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
3 weeks ago
The Scoop

Ellen DeGeneres Got A Birthday Gift From Her Wife—And It Was Too Much For Her

Through Portia's thoughtful gift, Ellen can contribute to the work of her biggest childhood idol.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
3 weeks ago
The Scoop

Michigan Governor's Race Gets Heated As Democrats Spar Over 'Racist Attack' On Candidate

He could be the first Muslim-American governor in US history if the Democratic party doesn't implode first.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
3 weeks ago
LOL

Stephen King Asked Twitter To Cheer Him Up With A Joke—And They Certainly Did

For as much time as King likes to dwell in his Dark Half, he still appreciates a trip to Joyland now and again. 

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
3 weeks ago
The Scoop

The Viral Video Of That Rat Showering May Not Be A Rat At All—And Now We Feel Bad

A sad tale of when things aren't what they appear to be . . .

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
3 weeks ago
LOL

Political Reporter Let His 7-Year-Old Watch The State Of The Union—And Her Commentary Is So Pure

Political reporting can be such a slog—this reporter amused himself by live tweeting his 7-year-old's thoughts on the SOTU address.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
3 weeks ago
LOL

Tyler Oakley Has Uncovered Demi Lovato's Secret Romance Strategy—And We Say Get It Girl

Demi Lovato laid the thirst trap of all-time—or did she?

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
3 weeks ago
LOL

Woman Steals Package From Home—And Gets A Dose Of Instant Karma

What goes around comes around. 

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
4 weeks ago
Extra Chunky

Rihanna Broke Out A Dance Move At The Grammys That Has South Africa Cheering

Rihanna busts a move, and it's not the stanky leg.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
4 weeks ago
LOL

Man's Story About A Photo Op With Matthew Broderick Gone Wrong Has The Best Twist Ending

Man spots Matthew Broderick in Montauk and asks for a snap -- hilarity ensues.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
4 weeks ago
LOL

Twitter User Asks For The Creepiest Things Kids Have Done—And Boy Did People Deliver 😳

You may not want to read this right before bed.

By Vanessa Nix Anthony
4 weeks ago