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Brian Skellenger

Brian is an actor, musician, writer, babysitter, and former Olympian. One of these things is a lie. Based in NYC, Brian honed his skills in the suburbs of Minneapolis, where he could often be seen doing jazz squares down the halls of his middle school. After obtaining a degree in musical theatre, he graced the stages of Minneapolis and St. Paul before making the move to NYC. In his spare time, Brian can be found playing board games, hitting around a volleyball, and forcing friends to improvise with him.

More from Brian:

LOL

Man Shares Google Art Match App Of Clark Kent, And The Internet Was Into It

Who could've seen that coming??

By Brian Skellenger
1 month ago
The Scoop

Man Gets Arrested For Trying To Feed Homeless While In The Park

The arrest came in the wake of a controversial new city ordinance.

By Brian Skellenger
1 month ago
LOL

A GOP Senator Just Took Off Glasses That Weren't Actually On His Face

He really committed to the move.

By Brian Skellenger
1 month ago
LOL

Hugh Grant Objected To His Big Dance Scene In 'Love Actually'—And His Logic Makes Sense

We can't imagine the movie without it.

By Brian Skellenger
1 month ago
LOL

Deadpool Has A Birthday Message For Zayn Malik—And It's Deliciously Creepy

Deadpool's obsession with Zayn just took a turn.

By Brian Skellenger
1 month ago
The Scoop

Millie Bobby Brown Has An Important Message About Beauty And Hair—And We're Applauding

The "Stranger Things" star speaks from experience.

By Brian Skellenger
1 month ago
LOL

TV Dating Show Contestant Gets His Heart Smashed By Woman's Confession—And It's Awful

Not exactly what you want to hear on a first date.

By Brian Skellenger
1 month ago
LOL

Bath-Hating Dog Brings His Owners Toys When They Shower To Comfort Them—And We're In Love

His concern is just so pure. ❤️ 

By Brian Skellenger
1 month ago
The Scoop

New York Times Editor Explains Why The False Alarm In Hawaii Could've Been Much, Much Worse

A deadly moment in history could've been repeated.

By Brian Skellenger
1 month ago
The Scoop

Lost Wallet Found After 30 Years In Nightclub--And They're Looking For The Owner

The ultimate time capsule was found behind a radiator.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Covfefe

President Trump Just Said The Government Should Investigate The Media--And No One's Having It

This attack on "fake news" was a bit extreme, even for Trump.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
The Scoop

'Alt-Hero' Is The Offensive Alt-Right Comic Book That We Never Asked For

A fundraiser page surpassed its goal in just four hours.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
LOL

'Donald Trump's Paper Towels' Is The Internet's Newest Meme

First came the outrage. Then came the memes.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
The Scoop

Barack Obama Surprises Michelle With Special Video Message On Their Anniversary

The touching video had Michelle blushing.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
The Scoop

People Don't Get Why Chocolate Eggs Are Banned In America, But Semi-Automatic Guns Aren't

Piers Morgan got people wondering what the ban is all about.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Covfefe

Rex Tillerson Threatened To Resign From White House, Called Trump A 'Moron'

Mike Pence even had to have a bit of an intervention with the Secretary of State.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Covfefe

President Trump Tried Dedicating A Golf Trophy To Hurricane Victims--It Didn't Go Well

The PR stunt backfired big time.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
The Scoop

Michelle Obama Wishes Barack A Happy Anniversary In Touching Instagram Post

And just when you thought they couldn't get any cuter.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Covfefe

'InfoWars' Alex Jones Says The Vegas Mass Shooting Was 'Scripted' By Democrats

Jones is already spinning theories, and people are outraged.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
The Scoop

Paul Ryan Won't Promise That Every Middle Class American Will Get A Tax Cut

The Republican House Speaker doesn't know your life.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Covfefe

Mika Brzezinski From 'Morning Joe' Just Slammed President Trump Over Puerto Rico

Brzezinski added her voice to the growing dissent over Trump's handling of Puerto Rico.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Covfefe

Trump Slams San Juan Mayor, And All These Celebrities Fired Back On Her Behalf

Trump got put in his place by several stars.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
LOL

Comedian Insults Every Single Country's Flag On Twitter--And We Are Loving It

This is thread we've all been waiting for.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
LOL

Twitter Is Extremely Angry At Henry Ford Right Now--And We Don't Blame Them

But there was also a history lesson to be learned.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Covfefe

President Trump Says He's Going To Sign Executive Order On Healthcare--And That's Not Okay

The order could affect millions of Americans.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
The Scoop

Actor Steven Seagal Under Fire For His Unsettling Comments On NFL Protests

Seagal believes the protests are "disgusting."

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Covfefe

Hawaiian Senator Shuts Down Lindsey Graham Over His Unimpressive List Of Healthcare Supporters

Support for the Graham-Cassidy bill looks pretty shaky at best.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
LOL

British College Students Learn That Americans Have To Share Dorm Rooms—And They Don’t Get It

To Brits, it's wrong on so many levels.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Covfefe

Miss America Contestant Asked About Trump’s Response To Charlottesville Did Not Hold Back At All

What's even more shocking is that it was Miss Texas.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago