User Avatar

Brian Skellenger

Brian is an actor, musician, writer, babysitter, and former Olympian. One of these things is a lie. Based in NYC, Brian honed his skills in the suburbs of Minneapolis, where he could often be seen doing jazz squares down the halls of his middle school. After obtaining a degree in musical theatre, he graced the stages of Minneapolis and St. Paul before making the move to NYC. In his spare time, Brian can be found playing board games, hitting around a volleyball, and forcing friends to improvise with him.

More from Brian:

Image
LOL

Man Shares Google Art Match App Of Clark Kent, And The Internet Was Into It

Who could've seen that coming??

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Man Gets Arrested For Trying To Feed Homeless While In The Park

The arrest came in the wake of a controversial new city ordinance.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Image
LOL

A GOP Senator Just Took Off Glasses That Weren't Actually On His Face

He really committed to the move.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Image
LOL

Hugh Grant Objected To His Big Dance Scene In 'Love Actually'—And His Logic Makes Sense

We can't imagine the movie without it.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Image
LOL

Deadpool Has A Birthday Message For Zayn Malik—And It's Deliciously Creepy

Deadpool's obsession with Zayn just took a turn.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Millie Bobby Brown Has An Important Message About Beauty And Hair—And We're Applauding

The "Stranger Things" star speaks from experience.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Image
LOL

TV Dating Show Contestant Gets His Heart Smashed By Woman's Confession—And It's Awful

Not exactly what you want to hear on a first date.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Image
LOL

Bath-Hating Dog Brings His Owners Toys When They Shower To Comfort Them—And We're In Love

His concern is just so pure. ❤️ 

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Image
The Scoop

New York Times Editor Explains Why The False Alarm In Hawaii Could've Been Much, Much Worse

A deadly moment in history could've been repeated.

By Brian Skellenger
5 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Lost Wallet Found After 30 Years In Nightclub--And They're Looking For The Owner

The ultimate time capsule was found behind a radiator.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
Covfefe

President Trump Just Said The Government Should Investigate The Media--And No One's Having It

This attack on "fake news" was a bit extreme, even for Trump.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
The Scoop

'Alt-Hero' Is The Offensive Alt-Right Comic Book That We Never Asked For

A fundraiser page surpassed its goal in just four hours.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
LOL

'Donald Trump's Paper Towels' Is The Internet's Newest Meme

First came the outrage. Then came the memes.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Barack Obama Surprises Michelle With Special Video Message On Their Anniversary

The touching video had Michelle blushing.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
The Scoop

People Don't Get Why Chocolate Eggs Are Banned In America, But Semi-Automatic Guns Aren't

Piers Morgan got people wondering what the ban is all about.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Rex Tillerson Threatened To Resign From White House, Called Trump A 'Moron'

Mike Pence even had to have a bit of an intervention with the Secretary of State.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
Covfefe

President Trump Tried Dedicating A Golf Trophy To Hurricane Victims--It Didn't Go Well

The PR stunt backfired big time.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Michelle Obama Wishes Barack A Happy Anniversary In Touching Instagram Post

And just when you thought they couldn't get any cuter.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
Covfefe

'InfoWars' Alex Jones Says The Vegas Mass Shooting Was 'Scripted' By Democrats

Jones is already spinning theories, and people are outraged.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Paul Ryan Won't Promise That Every Middle Class American Will Get A Tax Cut

The Republican House Speaker doesn't know your life.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Mika Brzezinski From 'Morning Joe' Just Slammed President Trump Over Puerto Rico

Brzezinski added her voice to the growing dissent over Trump's handling of Puerto Rico.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Trump Slams San Juan Mayor, And All These Celebrities Fired Back On Her Behalf

Trump got put in his place by several stars.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
LOL

Comedian Insults Every Single Country's Flag On Twitter--And We Are Loving It

This is thread we've all been waiting for.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
LOL

Twitter Is Extremely Angry At Henry Ford Right Now--And We Don't Blame Them

But there was also a history lesson to be learned.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
Covfefe

President Trump Says He's Going To Sign Executive Order On Healthcare--And That's Not Okay

The order could affect millions of Americans.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Actor Steven Seagal Under Fire For His Unsettling Comments On NFL Protests

Seagal believes the protests are "disgusting."

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Hawaiian Senator Shuts Down Lindsey Graham Over His Unimpressive List Of Healthcare Supporters

Support for the Graham-Cassidy bill looks pretty shaky at best.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
LOL

British College Students Learn That Americans Have To Share Dorm Rooms—And They Don’t Get It

To Brits, it's wrong on so many levels.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Miss America Contestant Asked About Trump’s Response To Charlottesville Did Not Hold Back At All

What's even more shocking is that it was Miss Texas.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
LOL

Fox News Storm Reporter Just Accidentally Interviewed The Smartest Man Alive

The reporter got more than he bargained for.

By Brian Skellenger
9 months ago
Image
LOL

The Things On Donald Trump Jr.’s Desk Have The Internet Losing It With Laughter

That's one way of arranging things.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Rush Limbaugh Just Snuck Out Of Florida After Telling Listeners Hurricane Irma Is A Liberal Hoax

Apparently staying in South Florida would be "legally impossible."

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
LOL

Comedian Slams CNN For Saying Ivanka Trump Is America’s Most Powerful Jewish Woman

Twitter could name several women more deserving of the title.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
LOL

Senator Tammy Duckworth Shares Selfie After Breaking Her Leg During A Workout

That must've been one extreme workout.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Head Of EPA Says Mentioning Climate Change Is ‘Insensitive’ To People Living In Florida

He believes the focus should be elsewhere.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

White Man Caught On Video Firing Gun During Charlottesville Rally, Police Do Nothing

The man was finally charged with a crime two weeks later.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

U.S. Border Agents Discover Huge Secret Tunnel Under Mexican Border

Officials arrested 30 people--but most of them weren't Mexican.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
LOL

Ryan Reynolds Trolls Blake Lively On Twitter For Her Birthday, And People Are Cackling

The message is sweet, but the picture? Not so much.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Side-By-Side Satellite Images Of Hurricanes Katrina And Harvey Emerge Online

The similarities are striking.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

J.K. Rowling Slams Racist For Comparing Anti-Muslim Hatred To Rape And Pedophilia

The celebrated author strikes again.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Trump Delivers Tone-Deaf Message To Frightened Texans As He Goes On Vacation

Twitter was not impressed.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

This Fake ‘High School Musical 4’ Trailer Completely Fooled The Internet

At least everyone who got duped is 'all in this together."

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Starbucks Just Released The Mermaid Frappuccino—But You Can’t Get It In America

Starbucks has reportedly captured the "fantastical characteristics and classic elements of these creatures."

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

President Trump’s Guy In Charge Of Finding Positive News Stories Just Resigned

It was apparently a "mutual decision."

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

German Magazine’s New Cover Is The Most Savage Takedown Of President Trump Yet

They speak from experience.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Anderson Cooper Slams President Trump Over Deceitful Phoenix Rally

Cooper called Trump "the world's biggest victim."

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Trump Mispronounces ‘Antifa,’ And Twitter Let Him Have It

You may be guilty of the same mispronunciation as well.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Bolt Of Lightning Hits New York’s Freedom Tower, Takes Internet By Storm

Photos and videos of the powerful moment shook social media.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Trump Supporters Tweet Fake Photo Of Crowds That Weren’t Actually At His Rally

Reverse image searches ruin everything.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Cartoon Nails The Never-Ending War In Afghanistan, And People Agree

The cartoon is sadly still relevant.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

President’s Science Envoy Publicly Resigns, Sneaks Hidden Message Into His Resignation Letter

It isn't the first hidden message in a resignation letter.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Fox News Channel Interview Ends Early When Man Holds Up ‘Fox Lies’ Sign On Live TV

The Wednesday morning segment barely began before it abruptly ended.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Twitter Comedian Slams Trump And Pence In A Tweet About Breaking Rules

The President and VP just do their own thing, apparently.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Chelsea Clinton Defends Barron Trump After He’s Attacked By Conservative Website

Clinton knows how hard it is to grow up as a First Child.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Actors Who Were Originally Offered Some Of TV And Film’s Biggest Roles

Things could've been very different.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Factory Shut Down For Turning Local Dogs Blue

At least one of the dogs has gone blind.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Twitter Comedian Slams Ivanka And President Trump In The Same Tweet, And People Agree

The eclipse wasn't the only one throwing shade on Monday.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Man Arrested For Trying To Blow Up Confederate Statue

Was it worth forty years in prison?

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Steve Bannon Refers To Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump As ‘Javanka’

There's no love lost between those two and the recently-ousted chief strategist.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

President Trump Looks Right At The Eclipse Without His Glasses On, And Here Come The Memes

Trump has the best eyes. None of this science mumbo-jumbo.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
LOL

Breitbart Accidentally Uses Photo Of Celebrity Soccer Player In Gangster Story

Twitter had a field pitch day with this one.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Fox News Host Calls Slavery ‘Good History’ In America

Pretty sure slaves would beg to differ.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Students Start Petition To Take Back President Trump’s Honorary Law Degree

Who even knew Trump had an honorary degree?

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
LOL

Photo Of Nazis Cowering In A Gazebo Has The Internet Cheering And Laughing

It wouldn't be the first time Nazis were found in a gazebo.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Racist Who Rallied In Charlottesville Complains About All The Hate He’s Receiving

He's even had to drop out of school.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Woman Giving The Finger To White Supremacist Has People Cheering

The confrontation took place in Charlottesville on Tuesday.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
LOL

Racist Shirt At Hate Rally Has A Problem With Spelling And Counting

Well, this is awkward.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
LOL

Steve Bannon May Be Gone, But The Internet’s Meme Artists Are Just Getting Started

Bannon is the reason memes were invented.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
LOL

Twitter Comedian Imagines Bannon And Trump Talking About Bannon’s Departure

Sadly, it doesn't seem that unlikely.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
LOL

Spam Steve Bannon Action Figure Takes Twitter By Storm, And People Love It

A fun activity for the whole family!

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Poster Featuring Martin Luther King Jr. And Donald Trump Takes Internet By Storm

A Haitian artist created the provocative image.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Deceased Protester Heather Heyer’s Mother Refuses To Let President Trump Speak To Her

"You can’t wash this one away by shaking my hand and saying I’m sorry."

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Barack Obama Is Completely Destroying President Trump On Twitter

Trump has some work to do if he wants to catch up.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

OkCupid Permanently Kicks Nazi Off Of Its Service

The dating website made it clear that it won't tolerate members of hate groups.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Video Of Hillary Clinton Accurately Warning America About Trump And White Supremacy Re-Emerges Online

  Back on the campaign trail in 2016, Clinton gave us a glimpse of what was in store.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
LOL

McDonald's May Have Accidentally Leaked The New iPhone 8, And People Are Losing It

Mickey D's revealed an unfamiliar iPhone in an email about a new mobile app.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

The Associated Press Is Updating The Way They Refer To The 'Alt-Right'

The respected news organization has some problems with the term.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Steve Bannon Makes Controversial Statements In Interview He Thought Was 'Off The Record'

Bannon spoke candidly about China, North Korea, his enemies in the Trump administration, and the alt-right.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Nancy Pelosi Calls For Removal Of Confederate Statues In U.S. Capitol

The debate has divided Democrats and the nation.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Mayor Slams President Trump And His Upcoming Rally

As the nation reels from violence in Charlottesville, Trump shows no signs of slowing down.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
LOL

The New York Times Explains Bubble Tea In Unnecessary Article, And People Can’t Stop Laughing

The Times is a little late to the bubble tea party.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Chelsea Clinton Slams Trump For His Latest Violent And Controversial Retweet

Clinton brought up a valid point.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Extra Chunky

Frustrated Parents Explain Why It’s So Hard To Have Sex After Kids

These tweets might hit close to home.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Fox News Guest Says The Confederate Flag And The Gay Pride Flag Are The Same

Let's just say it didn't sit well with people.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Trump Accidentally Retweets Tweet Calling Him A Fascist, And People Can’t Stop Laughing

Trump later deleted the retweet, but the damage was done.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Comedian Slams President Trump And Jeff Sessions At The Same Time

An epic one two punch.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

CNN Reporter Points Out The Total Irony Of Trump's Latest Twitter Attack

While the reporter may have been shocked, Twitter wasn't.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

White Supremacist Resigns From His Job After Being Identified At Charlottesville

The future isn't looking too bright for this guy.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
LOL

White Supremacist Leader Runs For His Life From Furious Protestors

An ill-advised press conference turned into a wild goose chase.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

Anthony Scaramucci Publicly Criticizes President Trump

Scaramucci thinks Trump "needed to be much harsher."

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
Covfefe

White House Releases Additional Comments On Violence In Charlottesville

They just had to clarify a few things.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago
Image
The Scoop

Here's What Those Colored Tiles On The NYC Subway Mean

The reason may surprise you.

By Brian Skellenger
10 months ago