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Erica Diaz

Erica is the consummate cool-kid. She’s so cool that she’s been talked about in magazines, on blogs and on the radio after losing her left eye because of a piece of glitter. She is still actively mourning the passing of Prince and hopes to one day do an all-iguana remake of Graffiti Bridge since iguanas are plentiful near her home in South Florida. She has yet to find one that can really nail the “ahhhyayayeaheaheah” that Tevin Campbell does in Round and Round, and everyone knows the music is the important part of any Prince film. She’s a mother, singer, writer and (if the internet is to be believed - which we all know it is) a Nigerian socialite mid-ranking member of the Illuminati. She prides herself on being the most popular one-eyed rock star under 5 ft tall in pretty much any room she walks into.

More from Erica:

The Scoop

Twitter Users Share The Best Signs From The 2018 Women's March—And We're Cheering

Women showed their wit, their anger, and their determination to #resist


Drunk Man Tries To Order Burrito From Bank Drive-Thru—And We've All Been There

Okay, we haven't all been there, but we still relate to pretty much everything Florida Man does. He's the hero we deserve. 


Sarah Huckabee Sanders Just Explained Why Trump Can't Be Racist... Okay

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.


President Trump Loves To Eat Starbursts—But Not All Of Them

Twitter has a lot to say about such a little candy. 

The Scoop

British Party Leader Breaks Up With Girlfriend Over Racist Meghan Markle Comments

Pro Tip: When someone calls you out for saying something racist, "lol so what" is not the appropriate response. 


Shania Twain's Dog Won't Let Her Get Any Work Done—And We Can See Why

Look around, Shania, why are you on your computer?!?


Someone's Been Posing As Liam Payne On Tinder—And He Roasts Them Appropriately

Using a pop star's picture as your Tinder pic? Foolproof! Oh, wait... 


Girl FaceTimes Father To Tell Him Her Brother Pooped On The Floor—And We're Done

Proving once again that the most effective birth control is time spent with actual children.

The Scoop

The New Kardashians Trailer Has People Making Many, Many Predictions

Brace yourselves, Kardashian fans. It's finally happening. 

The Scoop

Chrissy Teigen Asks For Video Game Recommendation—It Didn't Go So Well

Stardew Valley turned into a Star-don't pretty quickly and for a very good reason.