Learn to take "no" for an answer, folks.
"Man, what is Cthulhu doin' here?"
It's so good it's eerie.
Just in case you weren't already paranoid enough.
How's that Art of the Deal going?
Not that we liked Suicide Squad for its plot.
Somebody really, really studied.
Siri makes for a garbage wingman, apparently.
Ghost Kitty mode, activate!
And he raised over $10,000 in the process.
Rather true to the character of Spike, actually.
A strange story playing to our cultural sensitivities.
Future Senator, right here.
It's like dressage, but a jillion times better.
The Shaggy "It wasn't me" approach to economic accountability.
His oeuvre is monochromatic, but shows promise.
Remember the time before Nazis being a force is American politics?
Every company should have this credo, honestly.
Amazing no one thought to just ask until now.
The pandas have been placed into immediate captivity.
Tune in for more adventures from the Uncanny Valley!
Or rather, it would have been a big way for literally anyone else in the world.
There have been gay Olympians, but Adam Rippon is our first to qualify after coming out.
It's a really insensitive model choice with the shirt in question.
He did exactly what the young idealist Luke would've done.
Priorities, people. C'mon.
Get ready for guest performances by A.K. and C.S.
Typical ENFP reactions, too.